how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
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- You’re going home because you’re a fighter.
- Hmm?
- Because you told your cancer that you’re going to fight to the end, and that’s why you get to go home. They didn’t expect you to live for four more months, but you did. And now you can be one of those stories where you leave hospice, and you live for years, and get cured… and beat this thing for good.
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